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Paris Hilton
Mike Doe is HUGE.
Henry Winkler
Ayyyyyy!
The New York Times
Mr. Doe excels in his role as humorist extraordinaire.
The Chicago Sun Times, Roger Ebert
Two thumbs up for Mike Doe!
David Letterman
Top 10 Reasons to Not Hate Life: 1. Mike Doe!
Tom Hanks
You can trust Mike Doe. I would let him house sit for me if I couldn't find anyone better and I was really desperate and had non-refundable tickets. That's how much I trust him and my extensive network of surveillance cameras.
Ed MacMahon
Yes!
Perez Hilton
The Doe is both faboosh and ginormous! I both hate and love him!
Verne Troyer
I'm going to kick Mike Doe's sorry hater ass up and down Sunset Boulevard. Then I will pee on him with my Mighty-Me.
Billy Mays
FOR 3 LOW PAYMENTS OF $19.95, YOU TOO CAN HELP KEEP MIKE DOE IN THE MANNER TO WHICH HE IS ACCUSTOMED AND PAY FOR HIS BUS FARE.
Carlos Mencia
Holy shit, man. I would steal jokes from Mike Doe any time. He is one funny ese.