*Vodka not optional; it's a requirement for, uh, graduation.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/not-just-another-garden-hoe.htmlMike Doe2010-11-19T16:14:26Z2010-11-19T16:14:26Z

Gardening is increasingly popular with today's youth. As are pink feather boa boots.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/ambers-searching-for-a-heart-of-gold.htmlMike Doe2010-06-10T12:18:08Z2010-06-10T12:18:08Z

Amber is not a gold digger, says her boyfriend, Kanye West. Or an EX-stripper! She's way too young to retire.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/because-shes-never-heard-this-one-before.htmlMike Doe2010-06-10T11:24:51Z2010-06-10T11:24:51Z

"There are more singles at my place. Come with me."]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/open-says-me.htmlMike Doe2010-06-07T04:10:59Z2010-06-07T04:10:59Z Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?

A: She opens her mouth.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/adrianne-curry-not-holding-it-in.htmlMike Doe2010-06-05T04:54:57Z2010-06-05T04:54:57Z

Adrianne Curry often flashes her bikini bosoms. Freely. Because that's how America's next top models get paid.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/its-for-a-good-cause.htmlMike Doe2010-06-02T13:56:33Z2010-06-02T13:56:33Z

These lovely sorority sisters posed in pants for some charity. Which we support.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/look-into-my-eyes.htmlMike Doe2010-06-01T12:20:49Z2010-06-01T12:20:49Z Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?

A: The back of her head.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/single-and-ready-to-mingle.htmlMike Doe2010-05-31T13:12:44Z2010-05-31T13:12:44Z

These ladies just happen to be walking the streets. Rumor is they're available for dates! This could be your lucky day! Cash only, please. Credit cards not accepted.]]>http://mikedoe.net/photos/ill-take-two.htmlMike Doe2010-05-31T04:03:22Z2010-05-31T04:03:22Z If it's Memorial Day, it's beer boobs day at MikeDoe.net.

Or any day ending in Y. Except Sunday. That's wine day.]]>