« Yoda Has Poor Grammar and Smells Like Old People »

Size matters not, taught Yoda. But matters indeed, the motion of the ocean.

Yoda, powerfully annoying you have become, the douche I sense in you.

Grave danger you are in, Yoda. For I will kick you far. Like an Ewok.

Smells like old people, Yoda does.

And if more Yoda evidence, need you, this video clip, watch, you should. The Empire Strikes Back, it's from.

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