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Xena vs. Callisto: someone's going down.

Fans of Xena: Warrior Princess longed for one thing and one thing only, in addition to Gabrielle and Xena doing the hoobiddy joobiddy; no, we're talking about the inevitable violent clash between arch enemies and occasional allies Xena and Callisto.

Below is that battle played out to the tune of The Ladder Dance, Something or Other. And, yes, it's everything you'd expect. With a side order of Gabrielle.

See also Lucy Lawless Fakes It AGAIN.