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Verne Troyer Says N-O to Showing His Mini-Me.

Miniature movie star, Verne Troyer, has legally flipped the bird to the tens of millions of people around the world who for some reason want to see his sex tape with some sleazy normal-sized chick.

A California court has upheld Mr. Me's request to prevent anyone from selling or showing the "stolen" sex tape, at least until both parties can milk this for as much publicity as possible before inevitably "resolving their differences" and foisting this no-doubt-piece-of-crap video upon the public, and thus forever psychologically scarring the eyes and, yes, the very souls of whomever they get to watch Mini-Me's Mini-Me in action.

In response, Mini-Me's retired arch nemesis, rapper Midget Mac, has issued a challenge to Mini-Me to drop their drawers, together, at the same time, in a pay-per-view extravaganza to determine, once and for all, which celebrity midget is indeed packing the most heat below deck.

No word yet from Verne Troyer's camp on whether he will stop partying with groupies AND accept or shamefully duck Midget Mac's mini-mano a mini-mano challenge.

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