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Even healthcare professionals are throwing gang signs these days.

Why does this photo make me so happy?

Dead silence punctuated with eye rolls or possibly people saying, "Get to the point" perhaps further punctuated with the words "dude," "Doe" and possibly, although hopefully not, "douchebag."

Well, perhaps it's my longstanding admiration for the hard-working nurses across this fine nation and, indeed, the whole world who every day help to save lives and reduce pain and suffering and...

Okay, screw it, time for the straight DOpE.

And I am sorry for the DOpE thing. It just occurred to me and, well, it's ridiculously late and my inner editor is asleep on the bed next to me. And sadly it's some dopey-looking dude who looks a lot like like me, rather than one or more of the nurses above or basically any of the chicks in the sidebar to the right. Or Natalie Portman and Sarah Silverman on the far right.

But enough digressing, it's time for the confessing.

And, again, my apologies.

My confession, finally, is that I, Mike Doe, am afflicted with the sexy nurse fetish. No, I do not require my girlfriends, whether long-term or merely convenient, or even prospective groupies, for that matter, to pose in sexy nurse costumes or, uh, role play as doctor-nurse or the less common nurse-patient, but I would be very unlikely to say nay, or otherwise do the wrong thing and deny such a request if it were to come along.

For the love of Doe, ladies, do the right thing! Or not the right thing. You know what I mean. Allegedly. HINT HINT!

As for the sexy nurses above, well, they might be real nurses, or just hot chicks on Halloween. Who can say for certain? Either way, they are now officially winners of the Best Halloween Costume prize, which is still yet to be determined, according to a recent survey of Doe-Nuts. Taken just now.

See also Bikinis and Saunas, Oh My.