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Verne Troyer is the world's tiniest celebrity.

He's the guy who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies.

And nakedly peed on Surreal Life...with his "water cannon."

Okay, that last part was Verne's version of events.

Cut the guy's Mini-Me some slack though.

He still scores groupies with boobs bigger than his head.