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Thongs were allowed in this bikini contest for the first time!

It has been nearly ten years since the greatest bikini contest in the history of bikini contests was staged in Houston, Texas. While the details are sketchy, the photo above is, well, kind of sketchy too, but what the hell. You only live once and I felt the world deserved to see this photo of that historic occasion one more time. At least.

Oh, and to those who will complain that this hot bikini contest post is ridiculously shameless, exploitative, gratuitous, eye-popping, hot, sexay, and/or holy-cow-worthy, all I can say is, "No shit, Sherlock."

See also Hottest Bartender Contest, the Motorboat and Cheer Honeys.