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Head Furry Verne Troyer wags his tail for peanuts. In shame.

Furries are people who dress up as animals and do the deed. Long suspected of being a Furry himself, Verne Troyer wore his Furry costume for the U.K. version of Big Brother. That night proud Furries for the first time wore their love-costumes in public. And promptly had the crap beaten out of them by soccer hooligans. Mini-Me was unharmed.

See also Club-Me, Red-Carpet-Me and Mini-Me-So-Horny.