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Hot female Olympians from some country drink Tequila.
In a stunning email from some foreign-sounding dude with an official-sounding title -- Wait, is Slavka a dude's name? -- anyway, dude declared that Tequila is the unofficial alcoholic beverage of the 2008 Summer Games in China!
Or at least the Olympic Village, which is where the action really goes down, at least if you believe that weird looking dude, Bruce Jenner, who allegedly was the face of Wheaties before he bought his new face a few years ago, and supposedly got a gold in the Decathlon 40 or 50 years ago, from the looks of his neck.
What the hell? Clearly, someone gave me bad info! Bruce Jenner hasn't aged a day! Zero wrinkles from head to toe!
Um, yes, and the above statement has nothing to do with my finally, for once, taking the advice of legal counsel.
So drink up, you Tequila fans! And even you non-fans, for I'm sure there are a few of you too. I know I am and will continue to do so, meaning I'll be drinking shots and shots of Tequila, until the above photo is jarred from my consciousness, or me out of mine.
And in conclusion, yes, I apologize for this photo or, as they might say in Old Mexico, the birthplace of Tequila, "Holy Shit, Man!"
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