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Jerry Seinfeld's ex-girlfriend Shoshanna Lonstein looking hot in a bikini.

Need proof of the power of fame or fortune? Seriously? The existence of Paris Hilton and the faux-bro's on Bromance isn't enough for you?

Well okay, oh skeptical one, then just check out the ultra-hot chick above: Shoshanna Lonstein. In case you've forgotten, or have a life that doesn't require you to follow celebrity weddings and beddings 365 days a year, Shoshanna was the super-hot teenager that comedian Jerry Seinfeld somewhat notoriously dated back in 1995 or so.

Oh yeah, this is Shoshanna 15 years AFTER Jerry Seinfeld dated her. The photo below is from the Emmys or some other crappy awards show circa 1995.

Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshanna debate who is the master of whose domain.

And not to worry about Shoshanna's post-Jerry life. She is now married to one ultra-rich dude or another in the Big Apple so she's living happily ever after, assuming she and her hubs didn't invest (too much) with Bernie "Ponzi not Fonzie" Madoff.

Note to self: stop complaining and get me some fame fast! Or better yet, some fame AND fortune. Not sure that reality TV stars still score chicks once their eight weeks of fame are over, but money, though, can always buy happiness. Or a close approximation.

And that's good enough for me for now, damn it.

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