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Samuel L. Jackson killed and out-cooled many a fool in Shaft.

Samuel L. Jackson is a black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks. And that's just in real life. Check out this live performance of Shaft, which seems like it was written personally for Mr. Jackson by Mr. Isaac Hayes, also known as Chef from South Park.

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