Pamela Anderson, oh how the mighty have fallen.

No, I am not referring to Pamela Anderson's boobs.

They are perky as ever, no doubt due to good genes.

She once starred in Baywatch, Playboy and "stolen" sex tapes.

Now Pamela Anderson does naked splits at Hef's mansion...

And her rocker exes, too sleazy and numerous to mention.

Pamela Anderson, it's time to get your head out of your ass.

And put it back where you belong: on the beach, in a bikini.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5092482.xmlMike DoeThu, 03 Sep 2009 12:26:44 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/angelia-jolie-below-deck.html143908:1312580:5073407

Angelina Jolie is naked in this photo, according to the fishes.

But MikeDoe.net has this reputation as a really classy site.

So you only see Angelina Jolie's eyes, which are "smoldering."

Yeah, yeah, Angelina, we get it, your eyes SMOLDER.

But if Billy Bob Thornton has "been there, and done that"...

And he has, my apologies to anyone who just ate.

Is seeing Angelina Jolie naked really that rare a privilege?]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5073407.xmlMike DoeWed, 02 Sep 2009 14:14:28 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/aubrey-oday-dumbass-or-genius.html143908:1312580:5061610

Ex-Danity Kane rocket scientist Aubrey O'Day is in the news.

For once it's not for posing naked in Playboy.

Aubrey O'Day called Adolph Hitler a "genius" on FoxNews.

Because dumbasses cannot "cause that much havoc."

She must have forgotten her own career...like everyone else.

What a dumbass.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5061610.xmlMike DoeTue, 01 Sep 2009 13:45:55 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/the-tiniest-celebrity-of-all.html143908:1312580:5052961

Verne Troyer is the world's tiniest celebrity.

He's the guy who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies.

And nakedly peed on Surreal Life...with his "water cannon."

Okay, that last part was Verne's version of events.

Cut the guy's Mini-Me some slack though.

He still scores groupies with boobs bigger than his head.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5052961.xmlMike DoeMon, 31 Aug 2009 22:18:28 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/legs-or-breasts-man.html143908:1312580:5049063

Hooters hires hot chick waitresses to flirt with customers.

The Hooters Girls sell their customers lots of beer.

Hooters also sells chicken wings...and legs and breasts.

Mostly the latter.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5049063.xmlMike DoeSat, 29 Aug 2009 15:21:46 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/a-dumb-blonde-oxymoron.html143908:1312580:5033582

According to a fancy word dictionary...

An oxymoron "combines contradictory terms."

Such as "open secret" and "wholesome Kardashian."

So maybe dumb blonde is redundant, not an oxymoron.

Unless you're a dumb blonde and hence clearly confused.

Or as Britney Spears might say, "Oops."

But we must act naturally and tell more dumb blonde jokes.

In my unbiased opinion.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5033582.xmlMike DoeFri, 28 Aug 2009 21:16:41 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/love-dolls-need-love-too.html143908:1312580:5029450

Nothing is sadder than a life without love.

Especially if that lovelorn individual is a love doll.

Love dolls were put here for a reason.

Love.

Never forget: love dolls need love too.

Even love dolls of ill repute.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5029450.xmlMike DoeThu, 27 Aug 2009 21:57:20 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/let-it-be-it-meaning-pauls-money.html143908:1312580:5023159

Paul McCartney married model-bitch Heather Mills in 2002.

Their divorce in 2008 kept the tabloids busy for over a year.

Heather Mills has one leg.

But that one leg was enough to kick Paul's McCartney's ass.

To the tune of $80 million in alimony.

That's a helluva payoff to avoid the pre-nup song and dance.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5023159.xmlMike DoeThu, 27 Aug 2009 13:35:25 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/sexy-threesome-or-librarians-gone-wild.html143908:1312580:5019295

This photo was sent to us by a reader named Divine.

Allegedly, this threesome photo is from a librarian's convention.

Divine's the one in glasses although her email seemed phony.

Why would a Mr. and Mrs. Juggs name their daughter, Divine?

As for Divine's sexy "librarian" friends, I'm equally skeptical.

What kind of librarians do not wear glasses?]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5019295.xmlMike DoeWed, 26 Aug 2009 16:35:02 +0000http://mikedoe.net/journal/britney-spears-crazy-celebrity-nostalgia.html143908:1312580:5011332

Britney Spears used to party all night until the break of dawn.

She used to do lines and guys, and sometimes lines of guys.

But lately Britney Spears has lost her hojo.

We miss Britney's celebrity sideboob and celebrity freakouts.

But most of all we miss her amazing live performances.

Okay, that last line was just cruel.

But America needs Britney Spears to pull a Britney.]]>http://mikedoe.net/journal/rss-comments-entry-5011332.xml