Friday
Nov142008

« Pam Grier Is THE #1 Badass Foxy Mama of All Time »

There can be only one.

And if you're a fan of movies, amazingly hot chicks, or just badass people in general, you know it's Pam Grier: the #1 badass foxy mama in movie history.

Pam Grier made her fame by starring in virtually every blaxploitation film in the 1970s, or at least the bad-meaning-good ones, where she inspired shock-and-awe by shaking her moneymaker and talking smack, all the while kicking ass and taking names -- and clothes off -- AND killing any fools who needed killing while she was at it.

Pam Grier proved it was possible to strut standing still.

In Coffy, Pam Grier goes undercover as a faux-ho to avenge her sister's death from drugs. In addition to catfighting the stable of hoes seen above, she shoots down a drug-dealing pimp, her crooked politician boyfriend and, oh yeah, some crooked-ass cops to boot. And to answer your questions: 1) yes, all is revealed; and 2) yes, they are REAL and they are SPECTACULAR.

Pam Grier had perhaps the greatest -- and most badass -- real celebrity boobs in history. At least up until this point. No offense, Natalie Portman.

Still a total badass hottie 25 years later, Pam Grier starred in Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown.

Case closed. See also Shaft and Foxx.