« Note to Self: Get a Haircut »

Joe Dirt had a mullet grafted to his head. His life was never the same.

If you ever question whether it's time to get a haircut, review this photo of Joe Dirt carefully. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Do the right thing. Go today.

Still not convinced?

Okay, you asked for it.

Yes, I'm sorry. And, yes, I'm off to the barber too.

See also Works Every Time.