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Pierce Brosnan drank hundreds of martinis to prepare for the role of James Bond.

Nothing clears the palate of a crappy day like a vodka martini. It's a classy adult beverage with an almost instant buzz. No more need to chug three beers to forget about your day.

Better yet, a vodka martini impresses the ladies. And makes dubious decisions more likely for all involved, whether they self-identify as classy or sleazy. Yes, I have done the research.