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Derek Zoolander and the boys had only one thing in mind.

Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

And possibly some good-natured gasoline fighting, as shown in this video.

At the funeral Derek put it best in his eugoogooly:

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

No one could have said it any better. Not even Fabio. Or Billy Zane. And he's a cool dude.

See also The Walk-Off That Started It All.