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The Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, smacks around Chris Brown.
At the upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy, Lisa Lampanelli turned her sights on Chris Brown, the R&B singer who beat the shit out of Rihanna* and is currently nominated for Favorite Singer at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2009.
Give 'em hell, Lisa. Apparently this photo was not enough to convince too many in Hollywood that, uh, something bad sorta happened. Although you'd think this description from the victim might do the trick.
I mean, Jesus, the dude weighs maybe 150 pounds soaking wet. And this ain't exactly an Agatha Christie whodunnit we're talking about here.
Hopefully at some point someone other than Usher and her father will grow some balls and speak out.
Oh wait, too late. They both retracted.
Wussy - part wimp, part pussy. Look it up.
*Allegedly. According to Rihanna, the police and anyone with any sense.
See also Chris Brown's New Girlfriend.
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