The press has been none too kind lately to actor-singer-model Lindsay Lohan, but let's give this showbiz triple threat, to our intelligence, some credit for her newfound sobriety.

Never bring an airhead to a knife fight, Lindsay Lohan.

As you can see in the photo above, Lindsay Lohan now only drinks the small bottles of liquor. From the mini-bar.

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. Not eating. Food.

Moreover, Lindsay Lohan now only taps the tiny Heinies.

Lindsay Lohan gives champagne a bad name. Bad name.

With the occasional relapse.

Lindsay Lohan showers for the paparazzi. Without booze. Or clothes.

But that's why pencils have erasers.

QUESTION: Better celebrity than Paris?