« Lies I've Told the Past 24 Hours »

I got permission from someone to use this movie poster of Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar.

Rather than just bitching and moaning about other people's lies, I decided to compile a list of my own. But for the sake of space, brevity and laziness, I've limited the scope of my confession to the previous 24 hours.

Here goes.

Lies I've told in the past 24 hours include:

• LOL! (nope, not even close, but they meant well)

  You so crazy. (friend who's addicted to Coke, stupid not crazy)

  You look like you've lost a few pounds. (and this was to a dude)

  I would never do THAT while we're on the phone. (damn my loud pee)

  I think these ads are going to make some money. ($.04 and counting!)

  I've lost 10 pounds so far. (actually 9)

  I love my site. (intermittently, but definitely not the past 24 hours)

  I can't stand Britney Spears. (LOVE HER, as long as she's not singing)

  I went to bed kinda late. (5am, but why alarm the troops?)

  I can't wait! (see #1)

Oh, and last but not least:

• No, this is not referring to you!