Tuesday
Jan202009

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Mugatu tells Derek Zoolander all about Derelicte. And foamy lattes.

Fashion is not my area of expertise. Rather than do something about it, I prefer to rewatch Zoolander every few months, which has taught me the following lessons, mostly from the mouth of Mugatu, the fashion designer played by Will Ferrell:

  • 1) disputes are best resolved through breakdance fighting;

    2) young children should not be denied their age-old right to work;

    3) wage-hiking scum should be assassinated if at all possible;

And most importantly...
  • 4) that damn Hansel is so hot right now...Hansel.

See also Gone Nutty and He's a Bad Motha.