« Joe the Plumber Endorses Mike Doe! »
Small Town, Real America -- The world's most famous plumber today shocked his political advisors by "going rogue" and endorsing the infamous and, until this very moment, un-famous comedian Mike Doe as his favorite humor blogger, comedy writer and all-around regular Doe.
"Mike Doe is good people," said Joe, a plumber by trade, although not officially, and a proud patriot through and through. "He is all about making people laugh in a non-traitorous or treasonous manner...unlike the comedians endorsed by Senator Hussein."
When reached at his "luxurious manor" in Washington DC, Mike Doe took "valuable time" from his "hectic schedule" to provide an "intelligent" response. Said Doe, "Joe the Plumber clearly knows as much about comedy as he does about politics. Joe the Plumber is good people, no matter what everyone says."
All media inquiries for Joe and Doe should be directed to their Hollywood publicist.
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