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Mr. T beat up Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. And stole his gold chains.

"I pity the fool."

And with these four words a star was born: Mr. T. Formerly known as Larry, this ex-soldier, bouncer, bodyguard, encyclopedia salesman and clown for children's parties, emerged as a star in the worlds of pro wrestling, television, music, gangsta rap and children's parties.

Nowadays Mr. T keeps busy with reality television, infomercials and pitying fools. Hopefully one day Mr. T will pity this fool and return my call for an interview.

Until then, please enjoy this video of Mr. T in action, doing what Mr. T does: kicking ass and taking names, all the while wearing his gold chains, mohawk and Brut after shave for men.

I kind of pity Mr. T now. Although I do have an overwhelming urge to BE SOMEBODY who had never seen this video. Or as Mr. T put it:

If you don't want to be no crazy fool, you got to work real hard and stay in school.

See also Mini-Me Goes Wild, the Foxiest Chick EVER and Hugh Hefner's Secret.