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Sweet Fanny Adams!

Two British hotties, or "totties" as they say in the U.K., wiggle their way up the steps to a London pub, completely unaware that the paparazzi were two steps behind them photographing their "tidy bums," which is actually the British way of saying "sexy booty," or in this case, booties.

Now for the shocking part: I know the bouncer! That bloke checking IDs at the top of the stairs is none other than my buddy Vic from back in the day. Or, if not, well, he looks just like Vic. If Vic had a goatee. And gained 75 pounds. And lived in England.

I'm just glad to see that Vic is doing well. And is surrounded by bums.

See also Pamela and Just Pam.