Sometimes life can bitch-slap you upside the head. It can be both embarrassing and painful, and you end up losing all your hard-earned twenties to boot!

But then there are days like today. More specifically: 4:23 a.m. At this exact time an email arrived with our FIRST-EVER GROUPIE BOOB PHOTO, as seen above!

Yes, as you might suspect, I am a happy comedy blogger. The thousands of hours spent blogging and Twittering and Stumbling and drinking and not being employed has finally paid off...two times!

Surprisingly, the boob photo did NOT come from some of my favorite Doe-Nuts, most notably aka_monty and FabGirl, despite my constant praises of their respective racks.

Speaking of which, this song below is dedicated to all the ladies -- and, yes, this is being said out loud in my best Don Cornelius-on-Soul Train voice -- and their wonderful, wonderful racks.

So is this a sign that this humor blog has "arrived?" Or am I delusional? About this, I mean.

More importantly, should I expect more photos? (Hint, Hint!) Feel free to email me for any reason, but be sure to write something Doe-related on any photos.*

See also Vodka and Bikinis.