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Andrew Dice Clay: 20 years younger, 100 pounds lighter, same jokes.

So it seems Andrew Dice Clay is appearing this Spring on Celebrity Apprentice 2 with Donald Trump and 15 other "high-profile celebrities at the peak of their artistic and earning power," according to the NBC press release.

Yes. A press release. With those exact words. On letterhead!

For whatever reason I decided to search for some evidence of Andrew Dice Clay's recent work. The video below isn't exactly new, but it does show Dice's act: the cigarette, the dirty nursery rhymes and jokes about whores, unshaven and otherwise.

Hickory dickory dock...

See also Rodney Dangerfield and Rolling with Saget.