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Flavor Flav congregates with the local chapter of Mensa.

It's hard to believe that just a few years ago Flavor Flav was just another washed-up rapper working senior proms and chili cook-offs. Now via the strength of VH1's Celebreality, Flavor Flav has gone on to reinvent himself as the Don Juan of the trailer set. Who knew that ladies all over the country would be so warm for his tiny, shrunken form?

Luckily for us, they were and Flavor Flav exploded in popularity, first with Surreal Life where he made out with 6'5" Amazonian Brigitte Nielsen, and later via their spinoff show Gitte and Poofy Poofy. But Flav really made his mark with Flavor of Love, the funniest dating show since, well, in the history of mankind.

Flavor Flav, Master P.I.M.P., with Brigitte Nielsen and the late Anna Nicole Smith.

Recently, Flavor Flav has tried going legit with a sitcom on basic cable, which may or may not have been canceled. But what we're all hoping for is a REALITY COMEBACK for Flav. Hell, the man has eight kids, no kidding, and he's aiming for ten. And it seems his girlfriend-slash-fiance doesn't appear to mind, since they have apparently been dating the whole time Flavor Flav has been pumping out these shows. And making out with, oh, about 40 or 50 skanks. Total. On the show. That we know of.

Ewwww!

Flavor Flav!!!!!!!!!!

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