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Paris Hilton likes to roll in the hay.
11:45am: Paris Hilton awakes after a wild night of partying. She is not hungover because she does not drink alcohol.
Paris Hilton gets a Brazilian wax job almost every day.
2:30pm: Paris Hilton swims in the ocean for her first paparazzi shoot of the day. She also inspects herself below deck and appears somewhat displeased at what she sees, perhaps necessitating another Brazilian later in the day.
Paris Hilton believes in tanning every day.
2:38pm: After her refreshing ocean photo shoot, Paris Hilton returns to the beach where she works on her golden tan.
Paris Hilton is obsessed with orange dresses.
3:27pm: Paris Hilton is a strong believer in looking wholesome for at least one photo shoot per day.
Paris Hilton wears sunglasses after not drinking the night before.
4:51pm: Paris Hilton puts on some very classy sunglasses and her second orange couture dress of the day.
The paparazzi like to photograph Paris Hilton below deck.
6:05pm: Paris Hilton walks slowly minus underwear and hair for her third paparazzi photo shoot of the day.
Paris Hilton likes to think about stuff at her office.
6:32pm: Paris Hilton gets ready for her big press conference to promote her crappy CD.
Paris Hilton made a crappy CD.
7:15pm: Paris Hilton holds a copy of the one and only CD she managed to sell.
Paris Hilton owns several evening dresses.
8:01pm: Paris Hilton looks delish in her pre-fashion-runway-show soiree dress.
Paris Hilton likes to look sexy on the catwalk.
8:45pm: Paris Hilton dons her high heels, a dress, and no underwear for a good cause: fashion!
Paris Hilton likes to hang out at classy nightclubs.
10:23pm: Paris Hilon is SO HAWT!
Paris Hilton likes to wear sexy bunny Halloween costumes.
10:40pm: Paris Hilton walks the red carpet as she heads to an A-List Halloween party.
Exclusive photo of Paris Hilton NAKED.
10:41pm: Paris Hilton rarely takes off her clothes.
Creepy celebrity dudes flock to Paris Hilton.
11:58pm: Paris Hilton tries to avoid Pauly Shore...ewwww!
Paris Hilton with her BFF Nicole Richie on the open road.
1:38am: Paris Hilton rides her motorcycle with Nicole Richie to a party!
Paris Hilton sports some serious you know what.
1:53am: Sadly, Paris Hilton gets pulled over by the police. She had nothing to drink so she was okay. Nonetheless, the cops arrested her because she was a celebrity and they were trying to make an example of her.
Paris Hilton looks fabulous in mugshots.
2:35am: Paris Hilton believes in always looking fabulous, whatever the occasion. And she does!