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Behold! The best on-stage fake lesbian action EVER.

It's hard to believe the Britney-Madonna-Christina threesome happened all the way back in 2003. Nowadays songs like I Kissed a Girl, I Banged a Chick and I Am a Chick, and Fake Ones Never Go L.I.M.P. are topping the pop charts, thanks to the groundbreaking artistry of our three legendary blond performers. And Rosie O'Donnell. Nicely done, gals.

Click here to see the staged lesbian loving. It's funny seeing how excited all the celebrities get, with the exception of Justin Timberlake, apparently still annoyed that Britney never did that for him.

Ah yes, parting was such sweet sorrow for Justin and Britney. Although their breakup did pave the way for Kevin Federline to enter Britney's life - and ours - so for that we can all be grateful.

See also Paris Goes NUTS and Britney Does Britney.