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Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office. In a blue dress.

The year was 1990-something. Brad Pitt was still dating Gwyneth Paltrow. Angelina Jolie had zero kids. And Jennifer Aniston was doing Ross on Friends.

And the world's most powerful man, U.S. President Bill Clinton, was about to be brought to his knees by a blowjob, an intern, the definition of "I am not having sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky," and, perhaps most damning of all, a Cuban cigar.

QUESTION: So how many times does one wear a dress before dry cleaning?