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In Hell's Kitchen Chef Ramsay calls a wannabe cook a BLEEPING donkey.

Generally, Chef Gordon Ramsay keeps busy doing one of two things: screaming at buffoonish would-be chefs, or turning around restaurants filled with buffoonish actual chefs. Which tends to also involve a lot of screaming.

But he's generally dead-on in his critiques so those stupid donkeys can take one of their undercooked, over-seasoned and most likely poisonous main courses and shove it up their respective pieholes. Or anyplace else the sun don't shine.

And, yes, you would be correct in assuming that I have gotten food poisoning before. At a restaurant much like the dirty-kitchen-filled-with-frozen-food-AND-overpriced holes featured on Kitchen Nightmares. BEFORE Chef Ramsay saved the day, or at least a few customers from a similar fate.

Now speaking of dead-on, check out these two commercials which feature a 9-year old actor who does a hilarious impression of Little Gordon.

And the second video finds Little Gordon dining with his parents at a crappy restaurant. Or trying to at least.