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Brazilian hottie marches proudly in Carnival parade.

Great news! The Samba school Salgueiro was crowned champion of the Carnival parades in Rio de Janeiro!

DEAD SILENCE. From you. I'm assuming.

Yes, I know. And, yes, I am lowering my head in shame.

But at least I tried for plausible deniability in coming up with some justification for posting this amazing Brazilian Carnival booty photo.

My effort, though, was indeed half-assed. Unlike the photo. And the booty.

See also Greatest Bikini Contest Ever.