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Britney Spears used to party all night until the break of dawn.

She used to do lines and guys, and sometimes lines of guys.

But lately Britney Spears has lost her hojo.

We miss Britney's celebrity sideboob and celebrity freakouts.

But most of all we miss her amazing live performances.

Okay, that last line was just cruel.

But America needs Britney Spears to pull a Britney.