« Blagojevich Gives America the High BLEEPING Five »

If you're a sleazeball, raise your hand.

In a series of television interviews Governor Rod Blagojevich of Illinois says he did not BLEEPING sell Barack Obama's BLEEPING U.S. Senate seat, motherBLEEPERS.

Blagojevich blamed his persecution on his BLEEPING political opponents, whom he described as motherBLEEPING meanies who are opposed to his noble efforts to help the BLEEPING poor and needy, as opposed to the BLEEPING greedy.

Well, Governor, you had me at motherBLEEPER. Free Blago! He is one honest BLEEPING motherBLEEPER!

See also The Brain.