Ashton, Demi and Bruce are happy celebrities. Together. The three of 'em.
Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are holding hands in this photo. Or Demi's derriere. Either way, it's very touching.]]>
Ashton, Demi and Bruce are happy celebrities. Together. The three of 'em.
Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are holding hands in this photo. Or Demi's derriere. Either way, it's very touching.]]>
Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs figuring out who to kill.
Actor Steve Buscemi refused to tip anyone for six months in preparation for his role as the notorious non-tipper, Mr. Pink, in Reservoir Dogs. Or at least that's what he told himself.]]>
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie promoting peace and love.
In a deeply touching, heartfelt moment, Nicole Richie rocks the PEACE SIGN with her best friend forever Paris Hilton. ]]>
Verne Troyer parties with four hotties at da club.
Half the boobs in this photo are bigger than Mini-Me's head.]]>
Psycho without a cause stalks dude without a clue in The Strangers.
To say this movie sucks is like saying Hurricane Katrina was wet. Once again a movie "inspired by true events" disappoints big-time.
The Strangers: Sexy teens! In strange masks! Terrorizing an innocent couple! For no apparent reason! Great premise but only minor thrills and even less logic.]]>
Horton nervously crosses a rope bridge in Horton Hears a Who.
No need to step carefully with Horton Hears a Who. This movie is #1 for elephant laughs. There's no need to worry about #2.
Horton Hears a Who: Hysterical. Surreal. Best enjoyed with a wisecracking friend and a smuggled-in bottle of MD 20-20. Not that I'd ever endorse such behavior.*
*Seriously, funny movie sober; 10 times funnier with Mad Dog. ]]>
Angelina Jolie bodaciously killing some fools in Wanted.
Who among us would not quit a crappy office job and kill for the chance to hang out with Angelina Jolie...AND see her naked? I know I would. If I had a job.
Wanted: Badass premise. Killer fight scenes. Surprising humor. Breakout performance by office-drone turned assassin, James MacAvoy. ]]>
Butch: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.
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The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.
Raquel: I have character.
The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.
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Lance: Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Give her the shot.
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