Angelina Jolie is naked in this photo, according to the fishes.

But MikeDoe.net has this reputation as a really classy site.

So you only see Angelina Jolie's eyes, which are "smoldering."

Yeah, yeah, Angelina, we get it, your eyes SMOLDER.

But if Billy Bob Thornton has "been there, and done that"...

And he has, my apologies to anyone who just ate.

Is seeing Angelina Jolie naked really that rare a privilege?