« The Fu-losophy of Mike Doe »

Young Grasshopper learns to follow the way of Kung-Fu from Master Po.

Life without philosophy is anarchy.

Anarchy without booze is depressing.

Depression leads to heavy drinking.

And the vicious cycle continues.

The point of all this is quite clear: Everyone needs a philosophy. A WAY. A path that will guide them to the promised land, so to speak.

As I mentioned previously, my master sensei, the screwed-up advice doctor, Mike Doe, uh, yeah, that's me, too, long story, had not long ago set me on a spiritual journey, a quest if you will: The Path of Joke-Fu.

So on a deeper, more philosophical level, Mike Doe, what does this all mean?

Well, I am glad you asked.

Joke-Fu has taught me the importance of adding MORE CONTENT and delivering MORE FUNNY to MORE DOE-NUTS on a MORE REGULAR BASIS.

So then it hit me like a PIMP SLAPPING HIS HO: What better way to do this than through faster, quicker posts, aka The FU, that use my two main "talents":

1. My encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture gained through years of dedicated couch time;

2. My uncanny ability to provide instant wiseass commentary on anything, regardless of whether it's wanted or warranted.

And thus my new philosophy of blogging, of MikeDoe.net and, yes, possibly even my lifetime on this planet we call Earth was born:

The Fu-losophy of Mike Doe

Everything worth doing is worth doing instantly and quickly and prolifically and without too much thinking clogging up the works. This includes comedy. So make with the funny, motherfucker. The more, the merrier. Or be prepared for the life of the hobo. Follow the Fu, my friend. For it is your destiny.

*And then some!

See also Joke-Fu Part I.