The Fu-losophy of Mike Doe
Young Grasshopper learns to follow the way of Kung-Fu from Master Po.
Life without philosophy is anarchy.
Anarchy without booze is depressing.
Depression leads to heavy drinking.
And the vicious cycle continues.
The point of all this is quite clear: Everyone needs a philosophy. A WAY. A path that will guide them to the promised land, so to speak.
As I mentioned previously, my master sensei, the screwed-up advice doctor, Mike Doe, uh, yeah, that's me, too, long story, had not long ago set me on a spiritual journey, a quest if you will: The Path of Joke-Fu.
Well, since taking Sensei's instruction to heart, many changes have taken place. Both at this comedy blog and in my innards. These include, drumroll please, the following new sections:
1. Joke-Fu: 488 insults and one-liners!*
2. Movie-Fu: 3 quickie movie reviews!*
3. Celebrity-Fu: 4 smartass posts on celebrities!*
4. Comic-Fu: 60 funny standup comedy videos!*
So far the response to these new sections has been really positive. From my mother. And others too! Check them out. Live the Fu!
So, on a deeper, more philosophical level, Mike Doe, what does this all mean?
Well, I am glad you asked.
Joke-Fu has taught me the importance of adding MORE CONTENT and delivering MORE FUNNY to MORE DOE-NUTS on a MORE REGULAR BASIS.
So then it hit me like a PIMP SLAPPING HIS HO: What better way to do this than through faster, quicker posts, aka The FU, that use my two main "talents":
1. My encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture gained through years of dedicated couch time;
2. My uncanny ability to provide instant wiseass commentary on anything, regardless of whether it's wanted or warranted.
And thus my new philosophy of blogging, of MikeDoe.net and, yes, possibly even my lifetime on this planet we call Earth was born:
The Fu-losophy of Mike Doe
Everything worth doing is worth doing instantly and quickly and prolifically and without too much thinking clogging up the works. This includes comedy. So make with the funny, motherfucker. The more, the merrier. Or be prepared for the life of the hobo. Follow the Fu, my friend. For it is your destiny.
*And then some!
Mike Doe
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Reader Comments (6)
Fine advice, good sir. When will "Follow The Fu" t-shirts be available?
Amy,
"Follow the Fu" t-shirts will soon be in stores nationwide, or at least online!
I wish I would've slapped you like a PIMP SLAPPING HIS HO sooner, on account of I'm so down with this fu-losophy. You are the new Kung, Fu! HWAH!
Dear Liz,
Everything happens in its own time, Young Grasshopper. Just remember: Be the Fu and your fortune cookies will always come true.
Ehhhh this is pretty goood. My shrink was just tell'in me the other day to look into inner spirtuality. God knows the priest don't help my blood pressure every frickin time I go to confession. I mean come on!! Im confessin my sins here what more do ya frickin want from me?? Ya want me to be a saint?? Come on!! Ehhhh I could start an orphanageforlostpuppieshowaboutthat!! KABLAAAAMMM!! Jezzus. Ehhh but I'll look into it. Thanks for the suggestion. See ya lata.
Follow the Fu, Mike. Follow the Fu.