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That's like asking if I want my drink refilled. Or if I'm a fan of The Motorboat!

The correct answer, of course, is "YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT."

It's hard to believe but NFL training camp is just around the corner. In the interests of serving Doe-Nuts, we've put together some funny announcing cliches to help step up your commentary while watching games with your buddies. To get a head start, click here.

In the meantime, hopefully my Washington Redskins don't suck this year, although with Coach/Team President Joe Gibbbs retiring, this seems like a very sad and distinct possibility.

But enough bitching and moaning about Washington "sports" teams...

Who is your favorite NFL team and, perhaps more importantly, what's your beverage of choice while watching them play?

See also The Correct Answer Is Vodka.