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The cast of Season 1 of The White Rapper Show. Word up.

The White Rapper Show on VH1 introduced the world to aspiring rap legends such as John Brown of Ghetto Revival who "spit" some "mad verse" while keeping his "business game" tight and repeating his catchphrase "Hallelujah Hollaback" every two minutes of airtime.

While the King of Da Burbz, John Brown, didn't win the $100,000 grand prize for the show, he did make it to the finale versus Shamrock, the grill-wearing, culotte-sporting, DIRTY BALLER from the SOUTH.

When not rapping or spouting catchphrases, John Brown got into many arguments with the fat, feisty, self-proclaimed FAN OF THE DILDO, PERSIA, from Far Rockaway Queens. (See Photo Above. Hallelujah Hollaback.) While Persia did "spit" some "mad verse," she had a problem remembering her lyrics and not fainting during any challenge not involving a dildo.

The rest of the people's names and stories have sadly slipped my mind. However, this show by Ego Trip and hosted by MC Serch was actually pretty funny and, as your screwed-up advice doctor, I recommend you check it out.

Hallelujah Hollaback.

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UPDATE: If anyone reading this knows any of these White Rapper Show rappers, and can get me an interview, feel free to email me. Thanks, homies.

UPDATE II: Can't believe it, but somehow I forgot the Godfather of White Rap, Rob Van Winkle, aka VANILLA ICE, aka Arguably the Biggest Douchebag in Reality TV History and DAMN, That's Saying Something.

UPDATE III: Hallelujah Hollaback.

See also Iced Out, Baby.