Celebrity Jeopardy: Who Is the Biggest Celebrity Dumbass?
Enjoy this classic Saturday Night Live bit featuring Will Ferrell as legendary ladies man, Alex Trebek, hosting an episode of Celebrity Jeopardy with contestants Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler and Sean Connery, played by Ben Stiller and two other dudes, respectively.
And Doe-Nuts, when you're done laughing at the celebrity dumbasses, please answer this extremely important question for posterity:
WHO IS THE BIGGEST CELEBRITY DUMBASS?
Whoever provides the best, funniest or zaniest answer gets FREE DRINKS WITH MIKE DOE and any other Doe-Nuts who happen to be around, assuming you're of legal drinking age wherever the hell we're drinking.
And, yes, there can be more than one winner. Because that's the way we roll at MikeDoe.net. Or will once the vodka and/or malt liquor sponsorship finally kicks in.
Mike Doe
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Dude, Mariah Carey has to take the cake:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
I could be wrong but I don't think even Britney or Paris has said something filled with more dumbassness.
Shylie743,
You've got to be making this quote up. Tell me you're making it up! That degree of dumbass is almost beyond comprehension.
Oh Mariah, better to shut yo dumbass-hole and have people thinking you a dumbass, than to open yo dumbass-hole and remove all doubt!
Shylie743's right. Check out http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mariah_Carey (Misattributions)
She did say "A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time." and "I may believe in Santa, but I'm not delusional."
«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mike Doe's right on the above, not Shylie743, Long day!!
2004carlt,
Arnold is so right! And thank you for confirming that Shylie743 is WRONG.
Although, too be fair, Shylie743 is still awesome and a legit champion jello fighter.
Arnold must be brighter than I think cos it sounds like he made a cock up to me. Hope Shylie743 is a she cos that jello fighting sounds awfully gay.
Carl,
Shylie743 is definitely a chick. Or she has fooled several state athletic commissions and, uh, some other people too!