BREAKING NEWS: In an announcement sure to shock Fox and its commander-in-chief, Rupert Murdoch, Homer Simpson has violated corporate policy by officially endorsing comedian Mike Doe. Homer Simpson's endorsement can now be seen in a video that has already been viewed by millions and millions of people.

Mike Doe, the recipient of the alleged endorsement, refused to comment when first questioned about the endorsement by the media...at the press conference called by his public relations agency to announce the endorsement.

After a few drinks, Mike Doe said, "I am humbled and honored by this prestigious endorsement. I am a major fan of The Simpsons and Homer in particular. Clearly, MikeDoe.net and mankind will benefit enormously from Homer's kind word."

Several drinks later, Doe added, "Seriously, dude, do you think this will help me get laid?"

All media inquiries should be directed to rupertjmurdoch@fox.com. Please direct all fan mail, financial donations or, lastly but not leastly, groupie applications to mikedoenet (at) gmail.com.

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