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It's the biggest sports day of the year, bar none. A few billion people worldwide will be tuned in. Football fans will be in front of the television, eating, drinking and being merry, not to mention talking smack about their favorite teams, and hoping they cover the point spread.

Sure, fans wonder whether Tom Brady will lead the Patriots to victory and an undefeated season or will the Giants pull off the upset.

But what do fans REALLY care about? Well, it's what the celebrities think about the big game, of course! So here, in their own words, and without further adieu: Top 10 Super Bowl Sunday Celebrity Predictions:

10. Britney Spears: Look at me! What about me? Look at me! What about me? Look at me! What about me? Look at me!

9. Paris Hilton: I'm hosting a Super Bowl Party. It's hot. You should come. Hee hee. I'm so hot!

8. Simon Cowell: Paula Abdul will have an equipment malfunction. Her microphone will actually work.

8. Michael Jackson: Playing with kids and their super balls...now that's a Thriller. Who's bad?

7. Chuck "the Iceman" Liddell: Patriots win by knockout. Got a problem?

6. John McCain: This game could last 100 years.

5. Hillary Clinton: The New York Giants will win! But it will be a very close game! Both teams are already winners in my book! Vote Tuesday!

3. David Hasselhoff: The Hoff says, 'Make it a double.' Go Giants!

2. Matt Damon: The Patriots will win going away. Not even close. Kind of like the Damon vs. Ben Affleck.

1. Tom Brady: Patriots 48; Giants 17; Tom Brady 2 hot models later tonight!

Feel free to chime in with your predictions too. Whoever makes the craziest prediction that actually comes true will actually be boozing on my dime whenever we actually hang out. Have fun, drink and eat up, and enjoy the game!

See also Paris at Night.