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If you haven't been paying attention, a celebrity sex scandal has been playing out before our very eyes. Or so these fame-hungry celebrities would have us believe.

Allegedly, Sarah Silverman was fucking Matt Damon. This pissed off her boyfriend, comedian and late night television host, Jimmy Kimmel, as well as Ben Affleck, Matt Damon's best Hollywood friend.

Then, Carrot Top admitted that he was, in fact, screwing Sarah Silverman.

At the same time, Jimmy Kimmel denied the allegations that he was NOT packing the heat below deck, going so far as to compare his unit with those legendary Hollywood swordsmen, Mini-Me, Gary Coleman and even the greatest of them all, Midget Mac of Flavor of Love 2.

Now, in this most recent salvo. Jimmy Kimmel sings about banging Ben Affleck in a music video with a veritable who's who of celebrities, including Harrison Ford, Dennis Kucinich and his sexy wife Elizabeth, David Hasselhoff and comedian Mike Doe, as well as B-Listers Macy Gray, Huey Lewis and Cameron Diaz. Shockingly, Hollywood hoochies Paris Hilton and Britney Spears also showed up and didn't wear underwear, according to Mike Doe, who might have been drinking. And not even there.

At this point, this celebrity beef seems pretty much squashed. Let's hope so, anyway, for all parties concerned. The first video was hilarious. The second, uh, well, to each his own, I guess.

The Kimmel-Affleck lovefest has its moments. But it's also got the clever-verging-on-creepy factor, especially with the Kimmel-Affleck near makeout session, the snuggling, and all the dude-on-dude ass grabbing.

Doe-Nuts, you've been shockingly silent so far on all this. Don't hold back. Let it all hang out, just not in a Kimmel-Affleck way. For the love of all that is holy. Please.

See also Sarah Silverman's Rack.