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It's SaraH Silverman, of course, who is fucking Matt Damon. This video hit Hollywood by storm a few weeks past, but few insiders were surprised. This chick has screwed more comedians than Carlos "Ain't Never Seen No Joke He Wouldn't Copy Word-for-Word, Ese" Mencia. I mean, Sarah Silverman allegedly dated Carrot Top for chrissakes. BEFORE "he" went on steroids. And got his eyebrows done.

This time, though, the joke's on her boyfriend-slash-booking agent, Jimmy Kimmel, host of ABC's late night talk show, which is rumored to be still on the air. Reports are already circulating that Kimmel has turned to Ben Affleck for comfort, although this could just be utter nonsense made up by someone hoping for a few seconds of fleeting Internet celebrity himself. (Call me.)

See also Affleck Does Kimmel.