Life sucks. Then you die.

Yes, it's true. We all know it. Sad, cruel, bitter...this is life.

Chockfull of disappointment. Bitter, bitter disappointment. Unmet expectations. Unrealized dreams. Raw burgers. Uncrispy fries. Watered down drinks. Unfulfilling jobs. Girls, not born that way.

Yes, life can be cruel.

But once in awhile, something comes along that makes you believe, even but for 90 minutes, that perhaps there is something better. A reason for hope. That joy is possible. That life can be mo'...better.

The Simpsons Movie is just such an experience.

In the funniest, laugh-packed 90 minutes in cinematic history -- no joke -- The Simpsons Movie has exceeded even my ridiculously high expectations. It's a grand slam! 5 stars! Two thumbs up...way up!

I refuse to give anything away about the storyline. Just know that you MUST SEE THIS MOVIE THIS WEEKEND, today if possible. Do not wait! Go there now! See it!

As Wilford Brimley would say, "It's the right thing to do."