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The Ultimate Celebrity Showdown II: Midget Mac of Flavor of Love 2 vs. Verne Troyer, aka Mini-Me
December 29, 2007 at 02:17PM 
VERSUS
Most celebrity watchers knew this day would come when Midget Mac burst onto the scene in I Love New York 2. Midget Mac reeked of class, from his stripey shirts and cute little Timberlands, all the way to his assurances that he was indeed packing the heat where it counted: BELOW DECK.
In fact, Midget Mac's rise to stardom did not go unnoticed by another little Hollywood playa: Verne Troyer, aka Mini-Me of the Austin Powers movies, aka D-List celebrity from such classic shows as Surreal Life and Three-Legged Bachelor.
But Mini-Me is a feisty S.O.B., as he demonstrated time and time again on Surreal Life, including: 1) pissing on the couch...IN ANGER; 2) pissing in the pool...IN ANGER; and 3) pissing towards Vanilla Ice...IN ANGER.
So with these two tiny three-legged titans vying for supremacy, who do you think will pull it out? Please be sure to make your case in the comments. And don't be afraid to encourage your friends to vote; but only one vote per person. This is a legit poll with legit consequences, people. There can be only one.
UPDATE: The polls have officially closed. Mini-Me won by an astounding 78 percent of the 17,589 total votes. Midget Mac: don't quit your day job, little feller!
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Reader Comments (12)
Mikedoe!
I'm all about Mr. Troyer because I loved him in Austin Powers and he did the bitchin' 12"/17" Powerbook ad for Apple with Yao Ming.
But I've never seen I Love New York 2. Or I Love New York. So it's a blind preference.
I've never seen I Love New York, so it's mini-me for...me. Probably he would've got my vote anyway, because how can you NOT vote for someone who piddles everywhere, just like a cocker spaniel?
Austin Powers is all about Mini Me.And Austin Powers made big bucks everywhere!
I'm voting for verne. That peeing incident was hilarious/disturbing AND he just did a warcraft commercial which i found hilarious. and I love warcraft :)
PK,
Very true. Mini-Me has been a key part of movies that have made hundreds of millions of dollars. Midget Mac has been in a few episodes of a reality show.
Hmmm...this could get a little one-sided in the voting!
Aka_Monty,
"Piddles everywhere like a cocker spaniel." You are so right! Verne should hire you for PR. Little feller needs the help.
Dr. Lenna,
Flavor of Love 2 was bad. But Midget Mac managed to get a lot of air time, mainly through cussing, fighting and 3rd-leg bragging. Little dude might have another 15 minutes in him.
OhPapaya,
I was laughing almost to the point of tears when Verne was riding around on his scooter naked, peeing on everything in site...IN ANGER!
OMG I loves me some Verne on Surreal Life. He made that show so much more fun to watch. I love his attitude. Till he pees on my stuff. Then I'll have to hang him from a belt loop on my robe hanger in the bathroom...cos I can hose that room down ya know.
"Mini Me" for sure as I am with a heap of other people in that I have never heard nor seen of I Love New York. "Mini Me" is more well-known and "easily recognisable" thus to me gets my vote. Besides, he did that WoW commercial... awesome commercial. I also really did enjoy him in Austin Powers. I honestly don't really give a rats ass about what he does otherwise.
DeeJay,
You've got the peeing little man figured out. Never bring him into a room, you can't hose down afterwards.
Vanessa,
You're not missing much with Flavor of Love, although I'm surprised Midget Mac's posse hasn't come out in more force. He kept bragging about his "crew" on the show, among other things.
No, no Mini-Me, we do not eat our kitty. Would you like a Hot Pocket?
Until the I Love New York dude gets to be part of a scene as awesome as that, he'll never even be in the same league.
Actually - one of his friends in the midget-acting world (I know that's not the correct term, sue me) came into Best Buy once (you wouldn't believe the weird D-list celebrity connections I made working at that place) -- and he was hilarious, a really cool guy -- we had him go up to one of our managers and make a big stink about how the store wasn't equipped to deal with Little People...awesome. If Vern's friends are that cool, Vern must be OK.
midget mac would beat tha shit out of dat lil ass CENSORED
Dear Londa,
Yes, Midget Mac would likely kick the crap out of all his fellow midget celebrities. Except for maybe Gary Coleman. That dude likes to rumble.