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VERSUS

Most celebrity watchers knew this day would come when Midget Mac burst onto the scene in I Love New York 2. Midget Mac reeked of class, from his stripey shirts and cute little Timberlands, all the way to his assurances that he was indeed packing the heat where it counted: BELOW DECK.

In fact, Midget Mac's rise to stardom did not go unnoticed by another little Hollywood playa: Verne Troyer, aka Mini-Me of the Austin Powers movies, aka D-List celebrity from such classic shows as Surreal Life and Three-Legged Bachelor.

But Mini-Me is a feisty S.O.B., as he demonstrated time and time again on Surreal Life, including: 1) pissing on the couch...IN ANGER; 2) pissing in the pool...IN ANGER; and 3) pissing towards Vanilla Ice...IN ANGER.

So with these two tiny three-legged titans vying for supremacy, who do you think will pull it out? Please be sure to make your case in the comments. And don't be afraid to encourage your friends to vote; but only one vote per person. This is a legit poll with legit consequences, people. There can be only one.

UPDATE: The polls have officially closed. Mini-Me won by an astounding 78 percent of the 17,589 total votes. Midget Mac: don't quit your day job, little feller!

See also Mini-Me Gets Some and Midget Mac and Boobs.