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EXCLUSIVE: Midget Mac of I Love New York Credits 3rd Leg
October 8, 2007 at 10:02PM 
In an exclusive phone interview just minutes ago, Mike Doe was able to speak directly with Midget Mac, Miss New York's final pick to survive the first episode of "I Love New York," Season 2.
MIKE DOE: Hi, Midget Mac. Do you mind if I call you Gary Coleman?
MIDGET MAC: Whatchoo talking 'bout, Willis? Just call me "Big Mac" ... like all the ladies.
MIKE DOE: OK, Midget Mac. Now were you as surprised as Sista Patterson when Miss New York called your name during the elimination ceremony?
MIDGET MAC: Hell, nah! Once I let the secret out of the bag, it, meaning me, was in the bag, if you know what I'm saying.
MIKE DOE: Uh, kind of. Yes. So what is this secret that saved the day?
MIDGET MAC: My third leg. Yeah, boyyyyy!
MIKE DOE: Uh, yes. Of course. But didn't the other famous midget, Mini-Me, already trademark the midget-with-a-third-leg-line-of-BS?
MIDGET MAC: Midget Maaaaac!
MIKE DOE: Thanks for the interview. Good luck, little feller.
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Reader Comments (4)
Mike Doe, do you have Midget Mac's phone number? He is sex-ay!
Mike, nice blog you have here! Thanks for visiting mine! I'll be back. KD
Midget Mac's number will have to remain anonymous. Trust me on this one, Bridget. You do not want to mess with this guy. Midget Mac's so hot-tempered he makes Gary Coleman seem like Webster!
David, thanks man! Good hearing from you. Hopefully you like the new doe-head and the Mike-Doe-pointing-like-a-weirdo photos in the right-hand column.
If not, Intern Bob is definitely to blame!