in 
Doe-Nuts
Doe-Nuts Wednesday
03Oct
Twitter = Highly Addictive Behavior = Jokes Aplenty
October 3, 2007 at 02:44AM Relentless peer pressure from myself was too much to handle. Yes, even Mike Doe occasionally does crack under pressure. Not every time, but a lot. (Mmmm...doughnuts!)
Was Mike Doe offered crack cocaine, you ask? Did I perhaps get finangled into some wacky wife-swapping scene or perhaps another money-laundering scheme. No, not as of yet. (Call me!)
Instead, it was the clarion calls to come a'Twitter'ing I kept a'hearing. And that's exactly what I did on Monday. And, well, I have to report that, er, it is, uh, well, darn it....how do I say this without looking like an Internet weenie?
DEEP DRAMATIC INHALATION OF AIR.
OK, I give up. There's no easy way to say this: Twitter is fun.
It's fun. OK?!?! I like Twitter'ing. Now stop laughing AT me and not WITH ME! (Can't a brotha be cut some slack?!?!)
So check my Twitter out and please comments away, in the comments. And please, for the love of all that is holy, be sure to "Follow" my account and I'll do likewise for yours. It'll be good to interact with some Doe-Nuts not named Maria, Inca Man, the Guv'nuh (no offense, Your Excellency), South Philly Phil, MONICA, Dalton from Road House or any of my other frequent commentors.*
---Mike Doe
*I love each and every one of you...even that crazy Nut who keeps calling me "Bra" ... whatever the hell that means!
Email Article to Friend
Reader Comments (7)
[Sigh.] I guess I'm not enough "dough" - "nut" for you. Fine! Maria-->Out [snap, snap]
Maria, I must respectfully disagree.
You are, in fact, totally Money!
Money is just another word for Dough which means you are totally Dough.
Since Dough sounds kind of like Doe, that means you are also Doe.
And, let's face it, you are definitely Cray-zee, which is another word for Nuts.
Therefore, by definition, Maria, you are officially DOE-NUTS!
Nothing would garner more respect than offering some free schwag as incentive for new followers - perhaps a puffy shirt?
uhmmm where's the poll? the car? dang, there's no t-shirt and not even any doe-nuts. whatha?
Hey, welcome to the world of twitter. it IS lots of fun.
BTW, when we send an update, we twitter addicts call it tweeting. so tweet away!
Dear Twitter Amiga fleaSha,
My apologies for my, er, rather devious and, dare I say it, almost Machiavellian scheming to get you to visit. All I can say is, well, I am ashamed.
Wow, I feel better now!
As for the polls, I plan on putting some up really, really soon. If you read my post on Blogging and the Grim Reaper, you're aware of my new determination to keep posting, regardless of the mortal consequences!
Uh, yeah, that's it:) See you on twitter!
Hi Mike :)
Because I think you have such a funny and sharp wit, my twittering friend, I've just added your blog to my Technorati Favorites and I hope you appreciate it. ;)
Hey Ms. Badthing=) Thank you so much for your kind and, let's face it, extremely accurate words. You are clearly an individual of substance who possesses keen observational skills.
And, yes, Mike Doe does indeed very much appreciate the Technorati love! I'll get you back (in a good way) on Technorati in a few minutes, if not sooner.