« Do Skinny Models Drink Vodka?

Hot model chooses to drink vodka. For her health.

Skinny models choose vodka. Here's why, mathematically speaking.

Models ARE really skinny people.

Really skinny people MUST EAT low carbohydrate diets to stay really skinny.

Models GO TO lots of parties.

Partying REQUIRES lots of boozing.

THEREFORE...

Models + lots of parties = really skinny people drinking lots of booze while somehow staying really skinny.

HENCEFORTH...

Models MUST DRINK low carbohydrate booze.

AND SINCE...

Vodka = lowest carbohydrate booze on the market.

NOT TO MENTION...

Vodka = base alcohol for lots of tasty cocktails.

PLUS...

Vodka GIVES ZERO alcohol breath.

WHICH MEANS...

Models can booze harder without people smelling booze breath.

THEREFORE...

Skinny models choose vodka.

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