Dennis Kucinich: Proof That Even Santa's Elves Get Lucky
Anyone who has ever doubted, even for a milisecond, that it is indeed a man's world just needs to burn the image above into their memory. No your eyes are not fooling you. That 60-year old dude is indeed WITH that statuesque 30-year old (or so) British hottie, who also happens to be quite intelligent AND a tongue ring proponent!
Dennis Kucinish, for those of you blissfully unaware and unburdened by the day-to-day of American presidential politics, is a Democratic candidate who happens to have zero chance of winning the nomination. He's also a congressman from the great state of Ohio who is: 1) a vegan; 2) elflike but not in a cute way; and 3) the beneficiary of some kind of pact with Satan.
Seriously, Dennis, enjoy your time with your wife Elizabeth. It's going to be HOT where you're going! (You should NOT have signed on the line which is dotted!)
For more information about the man, the myth, the legend, click the links below...at your own peril!
Presidential Campaign: Official Dennis Kucinich Home Page
Behind the Music: A Vegan Love Story.
Political Bloggers: Blog for America; Gregory Levey; Brendan Loy; and Heath Haussamen.
Keywords: Elizabeth Kucinich, Dennis Kucinich, Celebrity Marriages, Santa Claus, Hot Vegan Chicks, 2008 Presidential Campaign, Ross Perot
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makes you wonder tho - if he made a pact with the Devil, was he just not smart enough to ask for the Presidency too? or did he just ask to be an also-ran?
Sure, Satan's powerful but getting DK a hot wife AND the presidency was probably asking too much.
Satan probably had to trade in a few favors as it is just to get Kucinich the lovely Elizabeth.
Have you considered the possibility that she is indeed not a human, but a Siren, arrrrrrr, a creature of the deep blue sea?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren
That would explain much, but not her lack of a fin.